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Second Pwnic War

shitmystudentswrite:

Hannibal took a bunch of elephants through the Alps and totally pwned Rome.

The homeschool version of a slut

shitmystudentswrite:

Audrey was more interested in finding a new boyfriend than keeping the one she already had. She was the homeschool version of a slut.

Monarchy

shitmystudentswrite:

The Romans had many gods, this is called a monarchy. 

Cold War Olympics

shitmystudentswrite:

The Cold war can basically be explained through its own special Olympic events: the Space Race, the Arms Race, the Cuban Missile Staring Contest, the Berlin Tug o’ War, and last but not least the Find The Nuclear Warhead Contest.

Just a lot of sperm

shitmystudentswrite:

If the sperm from a man is put together with the sperm of another man there will just be a lot of sperm from two different men in a test tube.

German for grim

shitmystudentswrite:

"Grimm Household Stories" are called Grimm because that is German for grim.

Not your stereotypical artist

shitmystudentswrite:

Unlike your stereotypical artist, who more than likely ended up killing themself due to the deep undertow of depression, Mondrian sang a different song and dance. Literally.

Can’t win ‘em all

shitmystudentswrite:

The colonial era was a great time for some people. 

Elements of fear

shitmystudentswrite:

The carbon particles move the fastest because they’re afraid of dying.

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN


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